How Do I Do Real Estate?
how do i do real estate? Please tell me. I don't know how. I don't know anything. Please tell me.
THANX!!!
how do i do real estate? Please tell me. I don't know how. I don't know anything. Please tell me.
THANX!!!
What do you mean how do you do real estate?
Before someone goes off on you for asking a broad question, ask what avenues you are interested in and be more specific.
Thats like asking how do you do cars.
How do you do horses?
How do you do stocks?
Broad....very broad question and it needs to be narrowed.
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On 2003-12-02 13:22, chuck1933 wrote:
how do i do real estate? Please tell me. I don't know how. I don't know anything. Please tell me.
THANX!!!
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LOL, I'm also a complete beginner in REI. But I'll have to agree with Nebulousd... that was a really broad question. Are you looking into buying, selling, L/O, etc? Being more specific with questions might help you to get more specific answers.
To be more specifized, how do i get alot of money to do real estate. Please help me do real estate to get money.
THANX!!!!!
I don't know anything about anything. How do I do it?
http://www.thecreativeinvestor.com/ViewTopic17232-33.html
check post for some good info
Go thru the articles section of this site too great stuff there
It is hard to beleive you have had 24 postings on TCI and still do not know anything. Have you read anything on the board??
i think chuck is having a little fun with us?
Please just tell me??? I don't like reading that much. I just want to make alot of money
simple then...buy low and sell high
Even easier. Buy a ski mask and find a getaway driver. Little risker though.
lottery tickets everyone knows the ticket to making lots of money is lottery tickets
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On 2003-12-02 14:02, chuck1933 wrote:
Please just tell me??? I don't like reading that much. I just want to make alot of money
Chuck, what are your expectations? Do you really expect to get rich overnight? If you believe that, then I suggest you go out and purchase one of those videos or audio tapes that promise you ways to get rich quick but really don't work. But if you're like most of us, then you should realize that nothing is a sure guarantee. Like with any field or profession, there's going to be a learning curve before you can start making your "big bucks". Be patient and read through this site as well as others, books, articles, etc. I'm sure with a little of your time invested in researching REI, you'll find alot of useful information that may help to answer some of your questions and if indeed this field is what you're interested in . Best of luck.
Huh?
Just give me your money and I will invest it for you. I would sign a contract with you, but you don't need one since you don't like to read. I would give you a great ROI!!
What everyone is saying is you have to want it....i know, your probably saying I do.
Well prove it to yourself. You have to figure out what you options are, there are many ways to "do real estate"...you need to figure out which path you want to go down.
Then once you realize which way to invest in real estate, go out and learn how to do it. via books, home study courses, mentors, birddogging...
I don't think too many people can give you the answer your looking for....but like I said, buy low and sell high.
What do you mean?
okay you got me, i'm the idiot. good one.
but answer me this,
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
One 4x8, One 2x4, and a toothpick
Either Chuck is having some fun with us and the joke is now old, or he is never going to succeed in real estate because he wants to be told what to do every step of the way, in which case I would say go out and get a job, preferably one with lots of training.
If you want RE, become a realtor or loan officer for a while.
RE is all about being a problem solver, being creative, putting buyers and sellers together creativly, and seeing what other people don't see.
The nuts and bols of RE will be explained on this site, but not this post.
Dear Chuck 1933,
Obviously that is not the date of your birth. But I can understand your situation.
I used to have a girlfriend who had the same problem but she solved it very simply. She just went to school and learned to read and write. Of course she stopped dating me.
If you funnin, great, if you are serious contact me off line. I will teach you the cats cradle and from there after answering some even more stupid questions we will get you off and running. No not up to the doors of houses, wait a bit. first I got to get you to the point of getting the basics.
Example:
This is a house, it has a roof, the roof has fallen off the house what state is it in? No not disrepair!
This is a garage it is designed for one car to be inside. It has three inside, now quick what state is it in?
This is a mule, It had a pretty mommy but a real jackass for a father. Now once again what state is it in?
If your answer was California to all of the above you are entitled to the Lucius Foster Scolarship. **Please See My Profile**
You are patient number 7 hang on to that number. I know I know, One hand all fingers other hand only two.
Cheers Lucius
ok chuck here is the first step for you to DO real estate:
1. Live on this site, particularly this forum for 1 month.
Comback after 1 month and tell us what you have learned.
Educating yourself is the best way to learn, but you need motivation to do it. This is a good starting point!!
Get Started
ha,ha,ha....ok, chuck! I seen your other posts on other topics on this site, and you sound pretty knowledgable to me
Good one...you fooled me. I should have done my homework on you first
Chris
Sharp Re
It is considered very bad form to look at a clients posting prior to treatment.
Of course he is knowledgable but we have to look past that. The attempt at humor is a good sign. the failure to achieve it an even better one.
The juxstposition of toothpick to 2 by 4 is of course pivotable to recovery.
Now if he takes the License for Qualified Real Estate Investor he will be in full remission.
Cheers. Lucius
Hi Chuck1933~
I'm a newcomer to REI/Real Estate Investing also. And yes, the reading from this site can be overwhelming. Since real estate is very broad, it is best to figure out which are of real estate investing you would like to specialize in...It's short of like a doctor...The medical field is a very broad industry...therefore, a doctor must choose a specialized area that he/she would like to practice...So, it's the same with Real Estate...
From what I'm learning one must be he real estate game.
I would recommend reading "Secrets of a millionaire real estate investor" by Robert Shemin. The book cost just under $20. You can go to your local book store...Barnes & Noble, etc.
Continue using this site as a tool. Read the forums and the articles and continue to ask questions. This is good start. If you have a friend/s or relative/s with $$$ and who are willing to help you get started, that's all fine too.
When asking questions you must be more specific.
Good luck!
Peace & Blessings
JB
I can help you. Send me an email.
Is there a way to search on username? Lucius, you crack me up! I want more!!
This post is the best laugh I've had all week! Does that mean i need to get a life or what?
Hey whats up chuck ? My dad was born in 1933. That means he is 70 this year I believe if my math is correct. Have you learned how to do real estate yet. Listen to these here folks they will learn ya a hole lotts. Good luk
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Chuck,
I think you should stick to selling giraffe's!
Chuck,
I think you should stick to selling giraffe's!
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On 2003-12-10 17:33, kmaples wrote:
Chuck,
I think you should stick to selling giraffe's!
Chuck I think you should stop sticking giraffes.
Wooden Giraffes are out. Buffaloes are in. Buffaloes are the "new Giraffe". The big money is in Buffaloes.
Looking through this it occured to me that perhaps this person was putting us on asking "how do I do real estate?" I really can't believe that a junior investor asked a question like that. This is a serious forum for people who are really here to learn, not play games.
I come here for motivation, inspiration and knowledge as do most of the people here. Please refrain from using these boards as some place to perform your childish antics.
Thanks for respecting those who come here for more than fun and games.
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What is the purpose of this post?
Geeze! 804 Views and 34 responses. can't be a waste of time. If nothing else, pure real estate entertainment in the interesting replies. Thanx to all for the inputs! I am now equipped to earn big money in this business!
read then act.
take your lumps as you learn and you'll start to come out on top!